Blues Scorers
Crazy Canadian for his five flukey goals - Yawn.
"Big Man" Mikele for being the only blue that did`nt forget to defend.
"The Psycho" Pye for being particularly crap - (information sought from Crazy Canadian Mike)
posted by bigredsteve @ Sunday, March 19, 2006
9 comments
| League Table |
| P W D L + - Pts |
| BLUES 21 9 5 7 74 70 32 |
| REDS 22 7 5 10 71 77 26 |
| WHITE 3 2 0 1 4 2 6 |
| Goals |
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Big Red Steve 28 |
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Psycho Pye 16 |
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CodPiece Carl 13 |
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Sicknote 11 |
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Dreaded Dan 11 |
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Ginner Ross 9 |
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Crazy Canadian Mike 8 |
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Beavis 5 |
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Duggie Dug Dug 5 |
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MILF Hunter 4 |
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News Bitch Jimmy 4 |
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Angry Rich 4 |
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Pervy Ankles Kessen 3 |
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Badass 3 |
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NNNHeath 3 |
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Peter Crouch 3 |
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Baby Face Chan 3 |
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IABBH Old Steve 2 |
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Celery Sucker Nick 2 |
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Tea Time Pat 2 |
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Tall Simon 2 |
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Chopper Kenny 1 |
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Pervy Jon 1 |
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Ginger Viking 1 |
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Angry Tom 1 |
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last updated: Fri Feb 2nd 2007 |
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| Assists |
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Crazy Canadian Mike 9 |
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Beavis 5 |
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Dreaded Dan 3 |
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Big Man Mikele 2 |
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Celery Sucker Nick 2 |
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Big Red Steve 2 |
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Psycho Pye 2 |
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Pervy Ankles Kessen 2 |
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Sicknote 2 |
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Tall Simon 1 |
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Reverend Oneill 1 |
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MILF Hunter 1 |
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Peter Crouch 1 |
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Oliver 1 |
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Badass 1 |
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Ginner Ross 1 |
| Defense |
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Pervy Ankles Kessen 4 |
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The Devil 4 |
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Tall Simon 3 |
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Big Man Mikele 2 |
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Crazy Canadian Mike 2 |
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IHRJeff 2 |
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Badass Ben 2 |
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Dreaded Dan 1 |
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CodPiece Carl 1 |
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Ginner 1 |
| Own Goals! |
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Milf Hunter 1 |
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Psycho Pye 1 |
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Ginger Viking 1 |
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Big Ed 1 |
| MOTM |
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Dreaded Dan 03/11/06 |
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Psycho Pye 27/10/06 |
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CodPiece Carl 20/10/06 |
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Psycho Pye 13/10/06 |
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News Bitch 29/9/06 |
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Sicknote 22/9/06 |
| Special Mentions |
| Minus Special Mentions |
9 Comments:
Richard Marsden: A Statement
Following recent rumours regarding my sexuality, I would like to confirm that I am, indeed, a homosexual. Me and Kessen have been friends for some years but we recently "cemented" our relationship behind the Dam House while looking for a lost ball. I hope this doesn't cause anyone any problems. If anyone os free after football next week, I would like you to come along to Fuel Nightclub, where I will introduce you to my three best friends, Tarquin, Fabio and Ruben.
Lots of love, Marsden
We suspected as much. I'm glad you finally had the courage and faith in us to come out. I applaud you Monkey Boy. I must admit the news about Kessen is surprising, given his fanatical questioning of Steve's daily fanny patrol. Maybe PAK should be renamed as Uncle Monty on the scorers table?
Heard that Dreaded Dan likes a bit of bum fun! Rumour is it that he enjoys a bit of cock action regularly on a monday nght
good to hear about all the mongoose action while I've been away - looking forward to a bit of it on friday (if selected).
site's looking v. fine btw
Marsden told me he was forced to come out of the closet after he and Kessen were caught by No Name Heath.
He was also behind the Dam House with a fellow Blade-supporting Friday nighter and well-known pop critic.
Wonder what they were up to?
Maybe the reds can start playing in pink instead if it makes some amongst us more comfortable?
We witnessed Heath's behaviour behind the Dam House too!
He's a regular mincer at Fuel, who heads straight for the dance floor when he hears that 1980s classic Male Stripper by Man to Man meets Man Parish.
Hi. I'm the singer out of Man2Man meets Man Parish, and I can confirm that Mr Heath is actually in our band.
I sometimes borrow his leather hat for gigs.
Kessen watches me when I'm alseep.
Love, Marsden
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