Friday Night Footie: Player Recommendations

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Be sure to check out the new "Player Recommendations" Section.

Any ideas for others? Mail me!

At 8:17 AM, Anonymous said...: Richard Marsden: A Statement.

I would like to apologise for once again spazing everything up for the Blue team. I am a fool. A big, hideous, awkward fool who serves no purpose on this planet, or the mysterious moon of Titan, where I was born.
I would also like to apologise for using the "I've got a poorly finger" excuse, which has been a staple excuse of mine since that unfortunate fisting accident at Chester Zoo five years ago. My confusion over my sexuality is clearly affecting my performance on the pitch and I therefore tender my resignation. In true Sol Campbell fashion, I now want to be referred to in the press as Troubled Monkey Boy.

Don't push too hard, your dreams are china in your hands.
Marsden
At 10:40 AM, Anonymous said...: Richard, you are being much too hard on yourself.

Your self-criticism is extensive and detailed, but I feel that I am confidently speaking on everyone's behalf when I reassure you that absolutely no-one thinks you are big.
At 12:35 PM, Anonymous said...: Troubled Monkey Boy

.... if you used all the energy and concentration it takes to say 'sorry' or 'oh f**K' so many times or the mental energy in worrying what your fellow players think when you play, and put them into your game, we would all be better off. We may then be able to drop the 'Trou' and just call you 'bled' monkey boy.

Concerned Dan