22/9/06 Blues 7 - Reds 2

I'm at a loss for words. No I'm not. The greatest margin of victory in recorded FNF history? Quite possibly. More importantly, four Blue goals on the back of embarassing Red blunders, including Celery Sucker dropping the ball at Baby Face's feet on the goal line for an easy tap in and Baby's first goal during recorded FNF history. Add to that Red's remarkably poor goal kick/first touch combination that allowed Sicknote of all people to pot from his own half and the scoreline read Blue 7 Red 0 after the first 40 minutes. Go on blue!

Man of the Match: Sicknote - his best game ever. peaked early this season?

Blues 7 - Reds 2

Blue Scorers
Dreaded Dan 2, Sicknote 2, Codpiece Carl, Baby Face Chan
Milf Hunter (OG)

Red Scorers
Big Red Steve, Pervy Jon

Assists
Reverend Oneill

Defensive Points
Pervy Kessen, Badass Ben, CCMike, Codpiece Carl

Special Mentions?
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Blue Lineup
Dreaded Dan, Sicknote, Baby Face Chan, Codpiece Carl, Psycho, CCMike, Badass Ben, Pervy Kessen, Reverend Oneill, NNNAndy?

Red Lineup
Big Red Steve, Pervy Jon, Milf Hunter, Duggie, Ginner, News Bitch, NNNHeath, The Devil, Celery Sucker, Crouch

15/9/06 Blues 3 - Reds 1

Yet another comforatble win for Blue.

Blues 3 - Reds 1

Blue Scorers
Beavis, Sicknote, CCMike

Red Scorers
Pervy Kessen

Assists
CCMike, Tall Simon, Big Red Steve

Defensive Points
Tall Simon, The Devil

Blue Lineup: Beavis, Sicknote, CCMike, Dreaded Dan, Codpiece Carl, Tall Simon, The Devil, NNNRich

Red Lineup: Pervy Kessen, Big Red Steve, Crouch, Ginner, Baddass, Psycho, News Bitch, NNNAndy

8/9/06 Blues 5 - Reds 3

The first game of the new season kicked off much like the final game finished. Another comfortable win for the Blues!

Blues 5 - Reds 3

Blue Scorers
Duggie Dug Dug 3, CCMike 2

Red Scoreres
Chopper Kenny, Celery Sucker Nick, Peter Crouch

Assists
Beavis 2, Pervy Kessen , Psyco Pye

Defensive Points
Pervy Kessen , The Devil

Blue Lineup: Duggie, CCmike, Beavis, Codpiece, Boney Al, Pervy Kessen, The Devil
Red Lineup: Chopper, Celery Sucker, Crouch, Sicknote, Tall Simon, Psycho Pye, News Bitch

Season 1

Season 1 Final Stats

League Table

Top Scorers

Own Goals

01/09/06 Blues 3 - Reds 1

FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTIE SEASON 05/06

(left to right) - Back row - Hillbilly Rob, "The Viking" Eric, CCMike, Sicknote Alex, Peter Crouch, Ginner Ross, Tall Simon, "The Psycho" Pye, Dreaded Dan, Chopper Kenny.

Front row - Dugie Dug Dug, Old Steve (The Devil), Boney Alan, Pervy Jon, MILF Hunter Manchester, Newsbitch Ribbery, Pervy Ankles Kessen, Cod Piece Carl, Celery Sucker Nick, BADASS Ben.

FINAL LEAGUE TABLE

P W D L + - Pts

BLUES 26 13 2 11 102 92 41 (C)

REDS 26 11 2 13 92 102 35

05/06 HONOURS

League Champions - BLUES

Golden Boot - Newsbitch Ribery and MILF Hunter Manchester

Special Mentions - "The Psycho" Pye

Blues 3 - Reds 1

Blues Scorers -
MILF Hunter Manchester - 1
Dreaded Dan - 1
Duggie Dug Dug - 1

Reds Scorers -
Big Red Steve - 1 (OG)

Special Mentions -
Chopper Kenny - The Chopper chopped like he`d never chopped before.
With a chop that surpassed all previous chops the Chopper deserves a special mention for unadulterated chopping.
"The Psycho" Pye - A fine display of heroic goalkeeping has earned not only a special mention but secured the first special mention end of season award.
Boney Alan - Comical head butt to crossbar - thought nobody had seen. I did - one special mention!
BRS - OG!
Tall Simon - Yeah you guessed it - only once this week though. Beginning to think he gets off on it!

Well, it`s the end of a hard fought, exciting and emotional first fridaynightfootie season. Congratulations go to the Blues who secure their first title and a deserved well done to the reds who just missed out but still finished runners up. Newsbitch Ribbery and MILF Hunter Manchester share the spoils in the top scorer stakes and "The Psycho" Pye takes the first special mentions honours.

Postcard from Germany

CCMike sends his love