20/10/06 Blues 5 - Reds 5

Even with the Psycho charging his way to the top of the goals table on the back of another two goal outing, the Reds were yet again denied the sweet taste of victory. < cliches=""> It was a game of two halves < /cliches>. BRS lazed about and scored a goal for Reds in the first half. With the score Red 3 Blue 1, he changed shirts and lazed around and scored for Blues in the second half. Quite possibly deserving of a special mention for being so lazy. In the end the result had little to do with lazy Steve and more to do with Reds being unable to hold on to a 5-2 lead. For the second week running, the outcome was decided by a sublime goal worthy of MotM, and just maybe we're a little closer to forgiving Carl for his mare of a performance three weeks ago.

MotM: Codpiece Carl - stunning header in the 90th minute

Blues 5 - Reds 5

Blue Scorers
Codpiece Carl 2, CCMike, Beavis, Big Red Steve

Red Scorers
Psycho Pye 2, Peter Crouch, Ginger Viking, Big Red Steve

Assists
Big Man Mikele 2, Celery Sucker Nick 2, CCMike, Beavis, Peter Crouch, Big Red Steve

Defensive Points
in a five all draw?

Special Mentions?

Blue Lineup
Codpiece Carl, CCMike, Beavis, Big Man Mikele, Badass, Baby Face Chan, Sicknote, NNNRich, The Devil, BRS

Red Lineup
Psycho Pye, Peter Crouch, Ginger Viking, Celery Sucker, Ankles Kessen, Ginner, Tall Simon, Pervy Jon, IHRJeff, BRS

13/10/06 Blues 2 - Reds 1

Finally a worthy match! Evenly matched, as high paced as a load of lazy old hasbeens or neverweres could manage, and a winning goal worthy of MoTM. Oh, and Red lost again.

MotM: Psycho Pye - nutmegged Chopper with a Linekeresque finish from a long throw

Blues 2 - Reds 1

Blue Scorers
Dreaded Dan (pen), Psycho Pye

Red Scorers
Milf Hunter

Assists
CCMike, Beavis

Defensive Points
IHRJeff, Devil, Dreaded Dan, CCMike

Special Mentions?

Blue Lineup
Psycho Pye, Dreaded Dan, CCMike, Badass Ben, Baby Face Chan, Big Man Mikele, Ginger Viking, The Devil, IHRJeff, Duggie, Sicknote

Red Lineup
Milf Hunter, Chopper Kenny, Ginner, Tea Time Pat, Ankles Kessen, Tall Simon, Boney Allan, Beavis, NNNAndy, Pervy Jon

6/10/06 White (6) Blue (5) Red (2)

With a record 24 FNFers showing up, Ginner finally shone. Normally his random yelling is ignored. To his credit, he did manage to organize a mini-tournament within minutes. Three teams, ten minute games, and predictable results - Red finished below Blue. In fact, Red managed to finish bottom of the table despite playing an extra game!

Results
Game 1: Blue 0 - Red 0
Game 2: White 2 - Red 0
Game 3: Blue 1 - White 0
Game 4: Blue 0 - Red 0
Game 5: White 2 - Red 1

White Scorers
Psycho Pye (2), Badass Ben, Codpiece Carl

Blue Scorers
Dreaded Dan

Red Scorers
News Bitch

Special Mentions
Ginner - loud and abrasive finally pays off!
Pervy Kessen - Kit bag made with timelord technology managed to produce a complete third kit on demand.

White Lineup
Psycho Pye, Badass Ben, CCMike, Ginger Viking...

Blue Lineup
Dreaded Dan, Ginner...

Red Lineup
News Bitch...

No assists or defensive points were awarded, but team points and goals will be added into the season stats.

29/9/06 Reds 7 - Blues 1

The proof is finally in. Anything Red can do, Blue can eclipse with the greatest of ease. On the back of an embarassing red defeat that saw four Blue goals resulting from hapless Red blunders, Blue came out the following week to prove they could outclang Red without breaking a sweat. The bar has been raised to heights we'll not likely see matched for at least a week or two. Six, that's right six Red goals were the direct result of Blue brainfarts. After an early Blue lead hinted at another easy victory, Codpiece opened the blundergates by generously presenting the ball to the Red player nearest Blues net. Not to be outdone, the devil gifted two more Red goals while attempting solo runs from last man back. A record setting four goal assault within the span of minutes was capped off with Codpiece repeating his opening clang mid-sentence during a speach about not giving the ball away. To cap off the evening, Psycho's netminding gifted two more Red goals. And so ends Blues four game winning streak. Post match discussion among FNFootie authorities mused over awarding Carl and the Devil -2 assists and subjecting Psycho to 50 lashings with Steve's wet pants. Unfortunately, rational minds prevailed, but we have sent an email to Lord Stevens to request a probe into Carl's bung once he's finished with the FA.

MotM: News Bitch Jimmy - hatrick

Reds 7 - Blues 1

Red Scorers
News Bitch (3), Milf Hunter, Sicknote, Tea Time Pat
Psycho Pye (OG)

Blue Scorers
BigRedSteve

Assists
Beavis, Milf Hunter, Sicknote

Defensive Points
Ginner Ross, Tall Simon, Pervy Kessen

Special Mentions:
Codpiece Carl - comedy is all about timing

Red Lineup
News Bitch, Milf Hunter, Sicknote, Ginner, Tall Simon, Pervy Kessen, Tea Time Pat

Blue Lineup
Big Red Steve, Beavis, CCMike, Dreaded Dan, Codpiece Carl, Psycho Pye, the Devil