29/9/06 Reds 7 - Blues 1

The proof is finally in. Anything Red can do, Blue can eclipse with the greatest of ease. On the back of an embarassing red defeat that saw four Blue goals resulting from hapless Red blunders, Blue came out the following week to prove they could outclang Red without breaking a sweat. The bar has been raised to heights we'll not likely see matched for at least a week or two. Six, that's right six Red goals were the direct result of Blue brainfarts. After an early Blue lead hinted at another easy victory, Codpiece opened the blundergates by generously presenting the ball to the Red player nearest Blues net. Not to be outdone, the devil gifted two more Red goals while attempting solo runs from last man back. A record setting four goal assault within the span of minutes was capped off with Codpiece repeating his opening clang mid-sentence during a speach about not giving the ball away. To cap off the evening, Psycho's netminding gifted two more Red goals. And so ends Blues four game winning streak. Post match discussion among FNFootie authorities mused over awarding Carl and the Devil -2 assists and subjecting Psycho to 50 lashings with Steve's wet pants. Unfortunately, rational minds prevailed, but we have sent an email to Lord Stevens to request a probe into Carl's bung once he's finished with the FA.

MotM: News Bitch Jimmy - hatrick

Reds 7 - Blues 1

Red Scorers
News Bitch (3), Milf Hunter, Sicknote, Tea Time Pat
Psycho Pye (OG)

Blue Scorers
BigRedSteve

Assists
Beavis, Milf Hunter, Sicknote

Defensive Points
Ginner Ross, Tall Simon, Pervy Kessen

Special Mentions:
Codpiece Carl - comedy is all about timing

Red Lineup
News Bitch, Milf Hunter, Sicknote, Ginner, Tall Simon, Pervy Kessen, Tea Time Pat

Blue Lineup
Big Red Steve, Beavis, CCMike, Dreaded Dan, Codpiece Carl, Psycho Pye, the Devil