28/04/2006 Blues 7 - Reds 3

Blues 7 - Reds 3

Blues Scorers -
Dreaded Dan - 3
Boney Alan - 2
Big Red Steve - 1
Camp Canadian Mike - 1

Reds Scorers -
News Bitch Jimmy - 2
Chopper Kenny - 1

Special Mentions -

Chopper Kenny - As did Bergkamp get a special day named after him recently at highbury this particular friday night battle will forever be remembered as Chopper Kenny Day. The reasons for this being as follows 1- He was hit in the testes twice causing much merriment from the Canadian. 2- Profuse cheating - (An intentional handball) and 3- He fell into a ditch in a comical fashion causing wipespread joy to both his team mates and the opposition.
For a combination of all of the above Chopper Kenny will recieve an unpresidented 2 special mentions for the same game.

Boney Alan - He introduced us to the heavenly taste that is the Saucy BBQ Baked Mini Cheddar. Thanks a lot!

Pervy Jon - A sterling performance in net. This guy is one hell of a shot stopper!

Worzel (Chris Jones) Gummidge - Got sent a text during the week raving about his amazing performance in net from the week before. Trouble is, the text was from him! This in the moderators opinion is blatant self glorification, so consequently he gets a -1 special mention. You`ve all been warned!

21/04/06 Reds 1 - Blues 0

Match report from Chopper Kenny

Reds 1 - Blues 0

Reds Scorers -
Tea Time Pat - 1

Two teams ravaged by injuries and suspensions - no BRS, no Canadians (camp or not), no Dreaded Dans and no Journalists of any haircut - battled out a record low-scoring match in a game that lasted a full hour and a quarter. It must be noted that the lack of goals was entirely down to incompetence by strikers on both teams, rather than any sterling defensive performances.

Special Mentions -
Sicknote Alex - We thought he was gone but not forgotten, but he clambered back from the WhereAreTheyNow FC treatment room and deserves a mention just for being there.

07/04/2006 Reds 7 - Blues 6

Reds 7 - Blues 6

Reds Scorers -
No Nickname Heath - 3
News Bitch Jimmy - 2
Celery Sucker Nick - 1
"The Psycho" Pye - 1

Blues Scorers -
Dreaded Dan - 3
Camp Canadian Mike - 2
IABBO Old Steve - 1

Special Mentions -
Dreaded Dan - He scored a simply breathtaking half volley or so he say`s.
News Bitch Jimmy - First appearance, 2 goals. Say no more.
Celery Sucker Nick and Boney Alan - Unlikely clash of the titans. These two had a personal battle raging all evening long. Amazing commitment to the friday night cause. To be continued.............

31/03/06 Reds 4 - Blues 3

Reds 4 - Blues 3

Reds Scorers -
Cod Piece Carl - 1
"The Psycho" Pye - 1
Tall Simon - 1
No Nickname Heath - 1

Blues Scorers -
Big Red Steve - 2
Dreaded Dan - 1

Mentions -
Big Red Steve - A sublime headed goal - probably the best goal you`ll see this season - apart from all of Dan`s efforts.
Monkey Boy - For another legendary performance in goal and cos it`s his last appearance ever.........Friday nights`ll never be the same!