Friday, April 28, 2006

28/04/2006 Blues 7 - Reds 3

Blues 7 - Reds 3

Blues Scorers -
Dreaded Dan - 3
Boney Alan - 2
Big Red Steve - 1
Camp Canadian Mike - 1

Reds Scorers -
News Bitch Jimmy - 2
Chopper Kenny - 1

Special Mentions -

Chopper Kenny -
As did Bergkamp get a special day named after him recently at highbury this particular friday night battle will forever be remembered as Chopper Kenny Day. The reasons for this being as follows 1- He was hit in the testes twice causing much merriment from the Canadian. 2- Profuse cheating - (An intentional handball) and 3- He fell into a ditch in a comical fashion causing wipespread joy to both his team mates and the opposition.
For a combination of all of the above Chopper Kenny will recieve an unpresidented 2 special mentions for the same game.


Boney Alan -
He introduced us to the heavenly taste that is the Saucy BBQ Baked Mini Cheddar. Thanks a lot!

Pervy Jon - A sterling performance in net. This guy is one hell of a shot stopper!

Worzel (Chris Jones) Gummidge - Got sent a text during the week raving about his amazing performance in net from the week before. Trouble is, the text was from him! This in the moderators opinion is blatant self glorification, so consequently he gets a -1 special mention. You`ve all been warned!



10 Comments:

At 1:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harsh but fair!

 
At 2:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Long have I missed the friday night post-match warming down sessions. I feel the liquid refreshments and bar snacks go a long way to keeping us in the condition we're in... CRAP!

 
At 3:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure I speak for many of the loyal readers of this site when I ask - just what could Wurzel-G have said in the text that lost him a special mention point?

Surely we should be told!

 
At 1:48 PM, Blogger bigredsteve said...

The loyal readers being who exactly?

 
At 5:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

um, the loyal readers are dan, me and anne-ony-mouse?

 
At 6:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe if you wrote more indepth game reports you'd see more of the loyal readers! (and less of the news gangs homoerotic fair)

ccm

 
At 12:27 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not loyal. I only read this shit cos I can't find the girls rugby page!

Dan

 
At 5:30 PM, Blogger bigredsteve said...

Anyone is welcome to write a match report.
It can also be used as an expressive outlet for any homoerotic feelings anyone has ever harboured for any of the other friday night footballers, past or present. Just a suggestion!

 
At 7:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

For Dan...

By Lady Ruggers, For Lady Ruggers

 
At 12:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hubba Hubba!

Dan

 

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