Saturday, May 20, 2006

20/05/06 Blues - 6 Reds - 4

Blues 6 - Reds 4

Blues Scorers -
Big Red Steve - 2
Camp Canadian Mike - 1
No Nickname Heath - 1
The Psycho Pye - 1
Tea-Time Pat - 1

Reds Scorers -
News Bitch Jimmy - 2
Milf Hunter Manchester - 1
Sicknote Alex - 1

Special Mentions -
The Psycho Pye - SHIT! what a strike - A beautifully taken volley into the top corner. Later admitted that he was trying to head it.
Big Al - The long overdue return of this much loved and arguably the most talented friday night goalkeeper to date in itself gets a special mention. She gets a further special mention for making some stunning saves which left most, but not all, lost for words.
Celery Sucker Nick - Known for his exceptional close ball control. One tricky turn too many saw him trip over his laces and fall flat on his face. Very funny - Special mention earned. Well done!
Worzel Gummidge - Got in a paddy and threw his dummy out of the pram. Minus one special mention.

7 Comments:

At 11:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Steve,

You are a nasty piece of work. What did I ever do to you to warrant such horrible things to say? I hope you are proud of yourself. Quite frankly you make me feel sick. Take a long hard look at yourself.

 
At 7:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a fellow Premiership team supporter, congratulations Dan on reaching the promised land and beating shitty Leeds.
On another note, did anyone notice the team playing on the other pitch last Friday had Catchphrase's Roy Walker in goal?
Yours,
No Name

 
At 11:40 AM, Blogger bigredsteve said...

Nice to hear that everyone is appreciating all my hard work on the blog. It is a thankless task but someone has to do it!

 
At 1:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

COME ON YOU 'ORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dan

 
At 6:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A public apology

What I said was in the heat of the moment and was in itself unwarranted. After some soul searching and taking a long hard look at myself, I have come to some conclusions. Those who know me know where the problem really lies.

PS This site really is fun and if I took time to escape from being up my own arsehole I probably would appreciate it too. Well done Steve.

chris (wurzel) or just f****d up.

also when done Dan and commiserations to Tea Time Pat - your day will come.

 
At 12:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gracious in defeat Pat, thats good to see- but I'll be wearing the shining yellow uniform of the hornets tho just to rub it in!

e i e i e i o,
up the football league we go,
will we get promotion?
this is what we sing-
we've got marlon,
we've got marlon,
we've got marlon king!

Come on you horns! or should it be for next season...............

e i e i e i o,
up the football league we go,
will we get to EUROPE?
this is what we sing-
we've got marlon,
we've got marlon,
we've got marlon king!!!!!

Anything's possible!

 
At 1:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, some splendid Gummidgery there. His first post could almost merit a further docking of special mentions in itself.

Perhaps you need to stand in the corner and think about what you have done, Chris ;-)

And btw - no-one has commented on here about the reason Pervy Ankles Kessen sprinted off before the final whistle last week - substantiated rumour has it he was heading off on honeymoon!

 

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