28/07/06 Reds 4 - Blues 4

Reds 4 - Blues 4

Reds Scorers -
MILF Hunter Manchester - 2
Peter Crouch - 1
News Bitch Ribery - 1

Blues Scorers -
"The Body" Bebby - 2
Big Red Steve - 1
Duggie Dug Dug - 1

Special Mentions -
Tea Time Prat - After a long week practicing the newly devised "Tea Time Turn" Brazilian-esque super skill he decided to try it out this friday. Squaring up to BRS, he thought that it was time to unleash his secret weapon (potentially earning a special mention for greatness), however it all went wrong causing humiliation for Tea Time and embaressment for the rest of the Reds. He also nearly had a punch up with "The Body" 2!! Special Mentions.
MILF Hunter Manchester - An afternoon spent in the pub was always gonna spell trouble for the MILF Hunter. In extreme conditions and with a stronge urge to vomit throughout the game he put in a heroes performance, the highlight being a miskick come stepover followed by a left footed drive into the bottom corner.
Peter Crouch - With his fetish for lady tennis players in hotpants exposed, a deseved special mention for top perving.

21/07/06 Reds 4 - Blues 2

Reds 4 - Blues 2

Reds Scorers -
Newsbitch Ribery - 3
Pervy Jon - 1

Blues Scorers -
Big Red Steve - 1
Big Man Mikele - 1

Special Mentions -
Old Steve - Fantastic performance from the youngest member of the friday night posse. Probably the first to get a mention for a stunning footballing display rather than being generally crap or making a twat of themself - well done!
Peter Crouch - Got flattened - Got in a huff (-1)
Newsbitch Ribery - Another hatrick - Yawn!

14/07/06 Blues 5 - Reds 3

Blues 5 - Reds 3

REPORT FROM CHOPPER "HOTPANTS" KENNY!

Not a great game, marred by a constant stream of injuries and petty
arguments. Especially about the sun. Which was shining straight across
the pitch, blinding both sides equally, and so changing ends really
wasn't going to make any difference at all. Reds were severely hampered
by having a team full of players who couldn't play in goal - Alex and
Steve were accepted non-starters in the goalkeeping stakes, then Dave
took an injury, then NBJimmy took an injury, and then Kenny was just not
very good.

Blues scorers -

Dreaded Danish 1
Ginner Ross 1
Big Man Mikele 1
teatime Pat 1
duggie dug dug 1

Reds scorers -

newsbitch Jimmy 1
MILF hunter 1
sicknote alex 1

special mentions -

1 Pervy Ankles Kessen - a spectacular level of injury, all from a
perfectly fair challenge
1 newsbitch Jimmy - a spectacular level of moaning and then leaving
early (anonymous sources speculated that he was in a sulk)

08/07/06 Blues 5 - Reds 3

Blues 5 - Reds 3

Blues Scorers -
McGuest - 3
Dreaded Dan - 2

Reds Scorers -
MILF Hunter Manchester - 1
Sicknote Alex - 1
Duggie Dug Dug - 1

Special Mentions -
Tall Simon - Another masterpiece of ball control.
McGuest - Whether a guest or not anyone deserves a mention for a hatrick!
Dreaded Dan - Clinical finishing from two yards - a sure fire bet for the top scorer title.

30/06/06 Reds 5 - Blues 3

Reds 5 - Blues 3

Reds Scorers -
Newsbitch Jimmy - 2
MILF Hunter Manchester - 2
Peter Crouch - 1

Blues Scorers -
CCMike - 1
Dreaded Dan - 1
Tea Time Pat - 1

Special Mentions -
CCMike - His Teabag took a hit!
Ice Hockey Rules Jeff - With a goalkeeping style all of his own.
Ginner Ross - Shot 100 feet over the bar from 5 yards! Quality!